I watched the new Batman flick the other day. You know, the new one with Team Edmond or Edward or Emmett or Everett or whoever the vampire guy was. I was pleasantly surprised and disappointed all at the same time.
Now, I must confess up front, that I am a Batman fan. Always have been. Speaking of Team, I have always been Team Bats and not Team Supes. Batman could take Superman. And he was just a regular guy with gadgets who wasn't actually bulletproof. Also, a dang rock in the same room wasn't going to hurt him unless somebody threw it at him. Because of it, yes, I have always had pretty strong thoughts on the Batman movies.
So, on my day off last week, I sat through the new flick. Knowing that Vampire Guy, who I'm going to just call Vampy from here out, was the title character, I went into the movie with no expectation other than Vampy was going to ruin it. I've never liked the guy. Something about him has just always bugged me. To avoid a total tome, here are my abridged thoughts on what I watched.
His Batman character was really good. I think Vampy did a good job there. I really liked some of the changes that they made to how Bats did things. His costume looked kind of like a tactical uniform. He had modern gadgets he could utilize. They didn't seem to want to keep the character in 1950. Or even 2005. They actually showed him doing the Clark Kent in the phone booth thing, too, as he'd duck into a closet with his backpack to turn into Bats. He was what I would have expected Batman to be if he was just a normal guy. He could even get hurt. He wasn't a character I would call Bats, but he was definitely Batman.
His Bruce Wayne character sucked total monkey butt. Somehow he managed to make him all emo without dressing him in all black with black eyeliner. Bruce Wayne is a billionaire playboy that has money to burn and doesn't mind flaunting that fact. In my opinion, his treatment of Bruce turned him into a whining, sniveling man-child. I almost got the idea that he was not only embarrassed to be so wealthy, but he resented it. In thinking, however, that have been due to modern society's young people loudly proclaiming that the 1% are evil because they have no lack of money, and they can't have the protagonist of the movie being evil for that reason. Bruce Wayne, in that movie, was a loser. SPOILER ALERT: Before I realized who the villain in the movie was, I honestly thought that Bruce Wayne was acting more like I always envisioned Edward Nygma would act (notice I didn't say The Riddler). Not really sure why because Jim Carrey and that guy who played him in Gotham didn't play him that way, and their versions I think are great. Vampy's Bruce Wayne wouldn't've been a motorcycle rider. He would've driven something like a 2003 Corolla that was missing at least one hubcap. I know there are different DC universes, and I haven't read all of them, but I don't Vampy portrayed Bruce Wayne. He portrayed his long lost cousin who introduces himself as "Kamran...sounds like Cameron with a C but mine's spelled with a K, 1 M, and 2 A's...Kamran."
Speaking of alternate universes. SPOILER ALERT: I also didn't like the way they portrayed Thomas Wayne as less than honorable. I know it was the bad guy's that were mostly doing it, but Thomas Wayne was never a bad guy. He was always an upstanding citizen trying to make Gotham the best place he could.
That brings me to Selina Kyle. I never was a big fan of this character prior to Gotham. The girl that played her there did a bang up job and totally changed my mind about Selina Kyle. When the movie started it was pretty obvious from the get-go who Zoe Kravitz's character was even before anyone mentioned her name. I was initially super skeptical. But she did a great job in that role. She was the standout character of the movie to me.
Then there was Alfred. Poor, poor Alfred. The Alfred character here fit in with the Bruce Wayne character. This is already getting too long, so I won't bore you with details, but this was not Alfred. This was Bruce Wayne's creepy Uncle Al. In my opinion, as far as movies go, Michael Caine will always be Alfred. He is exactly as I had always imagined him to be. This guy that played Vampy's caretaker was not.
The antagonist in the movie (SPOILER ALERT) was The Riddler. It was not my favorite version of that character, but he kept my attention. I'm not sure if I like Jim Carrey's very comic version (riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of a big black bat) or the character that was on Gotham, but, although not a bad Riddler, the one in the movie wasn't as good as either of those I didn't think.
All the periphery cast (Lt Gordon, etc) were just there. I can't say any of them really stood out for being good or bad.
Overall, I mostly enjoyed the movie. It probably ranks low-middle in my Batman movie rankings. Not bad. Not great. But I'm sure I'll end up watching it again.
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